1 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:08,461 So I told Nikolaj, "Who cares if you're bad at skateboarding? 2 00:00:08,545 --> 00:00:11,214 "When you grow up, nobody thinks skateboarders are cool." 3 00:00:11,298 --> 00:00:13,133 What's cool is hemming your own pants. 4 00:00:13,217 --> 00:00:15,343 Mmm-hmm. Sure. Jake, you seem distracted. 5 00:00:15,427 --> 00:00:17,388 You're agreeing with everything I say. 6 00:00:17,721 --> 00:00:20,473 [GASPS] We should go on a month-long couples' vacation. 7 00:00:20,557 --> 00:00:22,642 You, Amy, me, and my dad. Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever. 8 00:00:22,726 --> 00:00:23,852 And we should get matching hats that say, 9 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,895 "Best Bud 1 " and "Best Bud 2." And wear them all the time! 10 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:27,564 For sure. Look, Charles, don't look behind you, 11 00:00:27,648 --> 00:00:28,690 but I think we're being followed. 12 00:00:28,774 --> 00:00:30,233 I saw this guy when we were leaving the precinct, 13 00:00:30,317 --> 00:00:32,319 then he was in line at lunch, and now he's right behind us. 14 00:00:32,403 --> 00:00:33,403 Is it someone you arrested? 15 00:00:33,487 --> 00:00:35,655 I don't recognize him, but judging by the head-to-toe denim, 16 00:00:35,739 --> 00:00:37,782 I say he's either not American or deeply American. 17 00:00:37,866 --> 00:00:39,284 I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky. 18 00:00:39,368 --> 00:00:41,078 Well, should we call it in? 19 00:00:41,745 --> 00:00:43,497 No. I've got a better idea. 20 00:00:52,673 --> 00:00:55,175 Hi there. Who are you, and why are you following me? 21 00:00:55,259 --> 00:00:56,635 I'm not following you. 22 00:00:57,052 --> 00:00:59,137 I come for Charles Boyle. 23 00:00:59,221 --> 00:01:00,305 PERALTA: Hey, hey, hey! 24 00:01:00,389 --> 00:01:04,309 Hands where we can see them. Chill out, bro! It's not gun. It's a toy. 25 00:01:04,518 --> 00:01:05,718 No shoot, pretty please. 26 00:01:05,853 --> 00:01:07,646 It's gift for Nikolaj. 27 00:01:07,855 --> 00:01:09,731 Nikolaj? How do you know Charles' son? 28 00:01:09,815 --> 00:01:12,192 My name is Gintars. From Latvia. 29 00:01:12,818 --> 00:01:14,361 I am Nikolaj birth father. 30 00:01:14,945 --> 00:01:16,197 Oh… 31 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:19,868 Nikolaj's birth father who I'd never hoped to meet. Very cool. 32 00:01:20,201 --> 00:01:23,580 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool… 33 00:01:24,956 --> 00:01:26,958 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 34 00:01:44,976 --> 00:01:47,436 Charles, are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard. 35 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,106 No, I'm fine. I don't have a concussion. We'll see about that. 36 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,441 How many musical numbers are there in the movie Zootopia? 37 00:01:52,525 --> 00:01:54,527 Oh. Just the one. Yeah, he's okay. 38 00:01:54,778 --> 00:01:56,946 I don't know what's going on. How did you find me? 39 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:58,739 The orphanage isn't supposed to give out that information. 40 00:01:58,823 --> 00:02:01,117 You know Dragomir, Nikolaj brother? 41 00:02:01,451 --> 00:02:02,702 He tell me all about you. 42 00:02:02,869 --> 00:02:04,870 Of course. You're Dragomir's father, too. 43 00:02:04,954 --> 00:02:06,372 No, Dragomir is my brother. 44 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:09,041 Dragomir and I have same father but different mother. 45 00:02:09,125 --> 00:02:10,126 Her name Anyuta. 46 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,128 Together, we have baby. That baby's Nikolaj. 47 00:02:12,212 --> 00:02:13,713 Dragomir is brother of Nikolaj. 48 00:02:13,797 --> 00:02:15,965 I am brother of Dragomir. Also stepfather. 49 00:02:16,049 --> 00:02:17,758 We are contemporary blended family. 50 00:02:17,842 --> 00:02:19,594 Would make very good TV show. 51 00:02:19,719 --> 00:02:21,637 Honestly, that does sound very interesting and good. 52 00:02:21,721 --> 00:02:24,014 Anyways, I was too young and poor to have child, 53 00:02:24,098 --> 00:02:27,018 but now, I'm very successful businessman. 54 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:28,728 I have my own clothing line. 55 00:02:28,895 --> 00:02:30,688 Maybe you've heard of it. The Gape. 56 00:02:30,897 --> 00:02:32,947 We also have Baby Gape and the Gape Body. 57 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:34,859 You mean the Gap? No, no, Gape. 58 00:02:34,943 --> 00:02:38,238 Like, there are two things and there's a space between. 59 00:02:38,363 --> 00:02:41,157 Yeah, like, a gap. Like, the Gap. The company that already exists. 60 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:43,492 I don't know what you're saying. I never heard of it. 61 00:02:43,576 --> 00:02:45,035 But is it a knock-off of Gape? 62 00:02:45,119 --> 00:02:47,621 Do they sell clothing? So what? You have money now, 63 00:02:47,705 --> 00:02:48,956 and you're just gonna take Nikolaj back? 64 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,041 No, no, I don't want to take boy from you. 65 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:52,775 I just want to meet him one time. 66 00:02:52,877 --> 00:02:57,298 Look, I know it's lot to ask, but, please. Nikolaj is my sex result. 67 00:02:57,382 --> 00:03:00,134 Yeah? Well, I walk your sex result to school every morning. 68 00:03:00,218 --> 00:03:01,260 No, don't use his words. 69 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:03,721 I help your sex result with his homework. This is bad, even for you. 70 00:03:03,805 --> 00:03:05,973 I sing your sex result a lullaby every night. 71 00:03:06,057 --> 00:03:07,057 I wanna do something… 72 00:03:07,141 --> 00:03:08,476 You will never meet my son. 73 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,936 Oh, yeah? Well, then I don't leave America until I meet the boy. 74 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:14,899 And I come from white country. I have very long visa. 75 00:03:15,066 --> 00:03:16,693 Very long. 76 00:03:17,026 --> 00:03:19,320 So I'm positive the murder happened inside this apartment, 77 00:03:19,404 --> 00:03:21,071 but CSI could find no traces of blood. 78 00:03:21,155 --> 00:03:23,324 I'd like to ask the FBI to bring in a team of lab techs. 79 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:25,117 This would require Commissioner Kelly signing off. 80 00:03:25,201 --> 00:03:27,953 Before I make that ask, is there anything else we can do? 81 00:03:28,037 --> 00:03:30,289 Um, I'm pretty sure there is. 82 00:03:30,373 --> 00:03:32,873 -Are you thinking what I'm thinking? -HOLT: I am now. 83 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:34,043 BOTH: We need Yee! 84 00:03:34,127 --> 00:03:35,127 JEFFORDS: Who? 85 00:03:35,211 --> 00:03:37,087 Isn't that that guy that led that seminar where you guys 86 00:03:37,171 --> 00:03:39,340 turned Boyle into a mummy, and then you pushed him down the stairs? 87 00:03:39,424 --> 00:03:40,508 BOTH: Whoa. 88 00:03:40,592 --> 00:03:43,219 Rosa. Easy. No one pushed Boyle down the stairs. 89 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:44,888 Right. We may have plastered his eyes shut 90 00:03:44,972 --> 00:03:46,598 and left him to wander around blindly, 91 00:03:46,682 --> 00:03:48,600 but he fell down on his own. 92 00:03:48,684 --> 00:03:49,768 It was a classic accident. 93 00:03:49,852 --> 00:03:51,353 Exactly. Anyway, Dr. Yee 94 00:03:51,478 --> 00:03:53,828 is a genius in the field of forensic entomology. 95 00:03:54,106 --> 00:03:56,650 They call him "Father Fly." 96 00:03:57,359 --> 00:03:58,902 How cool is that? Zero percent. 97 00:03:58,986 --> 00:04:00,111 How are insects gonna help us? 98 00:04:00,195 --> 00:04:01,863 There weren't any in or around the body. 99 00:04:01,947 --> 00:04:03,198 Oh, my God. 100 00:04:03,407 --> 00:04:06,493 You still think forensic entomology is all blow flies 101 00:04:06,577 --> 00:04:07,953 and screw worms, don't you? 102 00:04:08,037 --> 00:04:09,622 [BOTH LAUGHING] 103 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,629 [BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING] 104 00:04:21,008 --> 00:04:22,176 [BOTH SIGH] 105 00:04:22,718 --> 00:04:25,846 That's a good one, Santiago. You should take the Lieutenant's exam. 106 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:27,722 Hey. Dr. Yee has recently 107 00:04:27,806 --> 00:04:29,182 bred a species of fly 108 00:04:29,266 --> 00:04:32,018 that has increased sensitivities to certain human proteins. 109 00:04:32,102 --> 00:04:33,937 SANTIAGO: They can detect trace amounts of blood, 110 00:04:34,021 --> 00:04:35,772 even if it's been cleaned with bleach. 111 00:04:35,856 --> 00:04:37,399 Or masked with animal urine. 112 00:04:37,524 --> 00:04:38,692 I was building to that. 113 00:04:38,776 --> 00:04:40,944 -Thanks for stealing my thunder. -JEFFORDS: This is nasty. 114 00:04:41,028 --> 00:04:43,113 Terry hates bugs. Too many eyes and legs. 115 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,906 Would you still hate bugs if I told you that there were 116 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:47,743 thousands of tiny mites that live in your eyebrows 117 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:50,368 and that keep them from being weighed down by oils? 118 00:04:50,913 --> 00:04:52,289 -Yes! -DIAZ: Look, I really think 119 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:53,582 we should go with the feds on this. 120 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:55,917 No, we're bringing in Yee. I'll make the call right now. 121 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:57,294 Oh. Can I listen on speaker? Mmm. 122 00:04:57,378 --> 00:04:59,421 Oh, my God. It's gonna be a long couple of days. 123 00:04:59,505 --> 00:05:01,882 You're telling me. I got bugs in my brows, Rosa. 124 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,719 Hey. So what's your plan with Gintars? 125 00:05:05,844 --> 00:05:07,345 He's kind of taking over the whole waiting area. 126 00:05:07,429 --> 00:05:10,891 No, don't worry about me. I'm watching Mad About You on Latvian Hulu. 127 00:05:10,975 --> 00:05:12,017 It's very funny show. 128 00:05:12,101 --> 00:05:13,352 Very many episodes. 129 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,937 I could sit here all day. 130 00:05:16,021 --> 00:05:18,106 I don't know what to do. He's never gonna leave. 131 00:05:18,190 --> 00:05:19,649 But I'm scared for Nikolaj to get to know him. 132 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:22,027 Okay, how about this? Gintars just wants to see him, right? 133 00:05:22,111 --> 00:05:23,111 We can maybe have them meet 134 00:05:23,195 --> 00:05:25,363 without telling Nikolaj that Gintars is his birth father. 135 00:05:25,447 --> 00:05:26,656 Just say he's an old friend of ours. 136 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:29,576 Jake, you're completely forgetting about the olfactory bond. 137 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:31,953 Nikolaj will immediately recognize his father's scent. 138 00:05:32,037 --> 00:05:33,121 Well, you got to do something, 139 00:05:33,205 --> 00:05:34,748 and I don't think you're gonna wait this guy out. 140 00:05:34,832 --> 00:05:35,957 [GINTARS LAUGHING] 141 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:37,834 Paul and Jamie are locked in the bathroom. 142 00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:39,712 But Jamie has a turkey in the oven. 143 00:05:40,045 --> 00:05:41,296 This is a very good setup. 144 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,048 And they pay it off. It's so good. 145 00:05:43,132 --> 00:05:45,300 Okay, Jake, let's give your plan a shot. 146 00:05:46,552 --> 00:05:48,011 Okay, Gintars, remember the deal is, 147 00:05:48,095 --> 00:05:49,638 you cannot tell Nikolaj you're his father. 148 00:05:49,722 --> 00:05:51,806 [SCOFFS] Who Gintars? I'm Billy Hanukkah. 149 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,434 I'm from the Bronx, Manhattan. 150 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:55,477 I eat pizza at Famous Ray's. 151 00:05:55,644 --> 00:05:58,104 Okay, well, no need to get too specific or offer up any backstory. 152 00:05:58,188 --> 00:05:59,940 Hey, guys. I'm just coming from work 153 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:01,900 with my friend Billy Hanukkah. Hanukkah. 154 00:06:01,984 --> 00:06:03,485 It's fine. Kids don't know which names are weird. 155 00:06:03,569 --> 00:06:05,946 Nikolaj, say hi to Jake and this stranger. 156 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:08,531 Hi, Jake. I love you. Nice to meet you, Mr. Hanukkah. 157 00:06:08,615 --> 00:06:10,575 I love you, too. Man, he really is a Boyle, isn't he? 158 00:06:10,659 --> 00:06:11,826 GINTARS: Hello, my little friend. 159 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,119 Did you have good day at school? 160 00:06:13,203 --> 00:06:14,287 We had computer class today. 161 00:06:14,371 --> 00:06:17,417 I am your real father! My name is Gintars. You are my son. 162 00:06:17,584 --> 00:06:20,795 What? Well. That backfired real quick. 163 00:06:23,798 --> 00:06:26,259 Daddy, why is the man saying he's my father? 164 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:27,802 BOYLE: Mr. Hanukkah's crazy. 165 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:28,886 He has no children of his own, 166 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:30,221 and it's driven him mad. 167 00:06:30,472 --> 00:06:31,472 I'm your father, Nikolaj. 168 00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:32,556 It's pronounced Nikolaj. 169 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:37,061 Nikolaj. Nikolaj. 170 00:06:37,145 --> 00:06:38,145 It's okay. You say it wrong. 171 00:06:38,229 --> 00:06:39,689 [GRUNTS ANGRILY] Okay, well, that was fun. 172 00:06:39,773 --> 00:06:42,108 Hey, why don't you go play over there, buddy? 173 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:44,527 You can take this drug store receipt. 174 00:06:44,861 --> 00:06:48,155 It's very long and filled with coupons. You can fly it around like a kite. 175 00:06:48,239 --> 00:06:49,573 Whee! 176 00:06:49,657 --> 00:06:52,076 Wow, kids are really basic. Is being a dad super easy? 177 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,286 What the hell was that? You promised you wouldn't tell him. 178 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:56,789 So sorry. I smelled my boy. I don't know what came over me. 179 00:06:56,873 --> 00:06:58,723 Please. I'm in town for 10 more days. 180 00:06:59,042 --> 00:07:01,585 Let Nikolaj know I exist. Let me spend time with him. 181 00:07:01,669 --> 00:07:03,713 I could take him to Russian bathhouse. Has he been? 182 00:07:03,797 --> 00:07:07,397 No! I'm not some weirdo that takes my eight-year-old to the Russian bath! 183 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:11,721 We take our baths at home together as a family like normal people! 184 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:15,072 Not sure you have the upper hand on that storm-off, Boyle. 185 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:17,267 He's here! Dr. Yee's on his way up. 186 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:19,020 How's my breath? [EXHALING] 187 00:07:19,354 --> 00:07:20,646 Perfect. Yee's gonna love it. 188 00:07:20,730 --> 00:07:22,064 This is not a good color on you guys. 189 00:07:22,148 --> 00:07:23,607 Speaking of bad looks, Sarge, 190 00:07:23,691 --> 00:07:25,192 what is going on with your eyebrows, man? 191 00:07:25,276 --> 00:07:27,653 I shaved them off. 'Cause of the bugs. 192 00:07:27,737 --> 00:07:29,321 Sharon said you couldn't notice. 193 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,115 Sharon lied, Terry. You look like a straight-up fool. 194 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:33,368 Damn, Rosa. No, Diaz is right. 195 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:35,244 Your face is horrifying. 196 00:07:35,328 --> 00:07:36,495 -You should leave before… -[TAP ON DOOR] 197 00:07:36,579 --> 00:07:37,914 Hello, Dr. Yee! 198 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,749 Out back now. 199 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:41,625 Captain Holt, nice to see you again. 200 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:42,909 Please, call me Raymond. 201 00:07:43,002 --> 00:07:45,129 Unless that feels weird. You don't have to. 202 00:07:45,213 --> 00:07:47,173 I'll answer to anything. Raymond works. 203 00:07:47,799 --> 00:07:49,800 So I understand you have a potential crime scene, 204 00:07:49,884 --> 00:07:51,093 and you'd like to find some blood. 205 00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:53,137 Well, I've brought along several hundred 206 00:07:53,221 --> 00:07:55,557 of my best detectives to help out. 207 00:07:55,890 --> 00:07:59,060 -Oh, my God. I'm starstruck. -HOLT: We all are. 208 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:01,062 So what made you think of using drosophila 209 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:02,480 as a method of searching for blood traces? 210 00:08:02,564 --> 00:08:04,106 Have you ever read Sung Tzu's textbook 211 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:06,317 The Washing Away of Wrongs from 1235? Nope. 212 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:07,401 Yes. Which edition? 213 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:10,321 It tells the story of the first known use of forensic entomology. 214 00:08:10,405 --> 00:08:11,905 A farmer was slashed to death. 215 00:08:11,990 --> 00:08:14,950 A local judge asked everyone in the town to lay down their sickles. 216 00:08:15,034 --> 00:08:18,204 And though they all appeared clean, one attracted a horde of flies. 217 00:08:18,288 --> 00:08:19,789 The insects could sense the blood, 218 00:08:19,873 --> 00:08:21,957 even though it was invisible to the human eye. 219 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:24,836 Wow, what an arresting story. Yes, they did arrest him. 220 00:08:25,545 --> 00:08:26,546 Oh, my! 221 00:08:28,256 --> 00:08:29,716 We made a joke together. 222 00:08:32,302 --> 00:08:34,762 Okay, Dr. Yee, how effective is your box of bugs? 223 00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:36,889 Well, in a lab, they've detected blood 224 00:08:36,973 --> 00:08:38,390 even when it's been cleaned with bleach. 225 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:39,975 BOTH: Or covered with animal urine! 226 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:41,609 You two really know your stuff. 227 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,026 [GROANING] 228 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:48,860 I know that sound. 229 00:08:48,944 --> 00:08:51,696 That's the moaning of a man who left his lunch on the bus. 230 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:54,324 I didn't lose my lunch, you idiot. I lost my son! 231 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,108 PERALTA: Okay, Scully, I got this. 232 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,039 Hey there, bud. I got you your favorite tea, duck broth. 233 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,041 Thanks. You know me so well. 234 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,633 But I'm too sad to drink duck broth. 235 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:07,393 Wow, I never thought I'd hear you or anyone say that. 236 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:10,382 Nikolaj is asking if Gintars is really his dad. 237 00:09:10,507 --> 00:09:13,301 I've worked so hard to have him think of me as his father. 238 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:15,679 And now it's all ruined. He'll probably go back 239 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,472 to calling me what he did when I first adopted him, 240 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:18,807 Mr. America. 241 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,642 I know you're upset, but that is a dope nickname. 242 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,394 I'm not Mr. America. I'm Daddy. 243 00:09:22,519 --> 00:09:23,562 Of course, you are. 244 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:26,064 I just don't want Nikolaj to see him again. 245 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,066 I don't want him turning into a Gintars. 246 00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:29,442 You have nothing to worry about. 247 00:09:29,526 --> 00:09:31,487 Nikolaj is already a mini Charles. 248 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,946 He's an eight-year-old boy whose favorite movie 249 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,030 is Bullets Over Broadway. 250 00:09:34,114 --> 00:09:36,825 So what are you saying? I should let him spend time with Gintars? 251 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,452 I just worry that if you prevent him from knowing his birth father, 252 00:09:39,536 --> 00:09:40,829 that he'll build up some fantasy of him 253 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,330 and then blame you for keeping them apart. 254 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:43,415 That's crazy. 255 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,709 The way that King Triton kept Ariel from exploring the surface. 256 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,043 Oh, my God, you're right. 257 00:09:47,127 --> 00:09:49,527 I'm driving Nikolaj into the arms of a sea witch. 258 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,882 SANTIAGO: Watching him work is amazing. 259 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,009 HOLT: Mmm-hmm. I have to get video. 260 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,678 Santiago, please. 261 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:58,639 Hold the phone horizontal to get more flies in frame. 262 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,392 All right, guys, this fanboy stuff is a little much. 263 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:03,226 The only thing that's a little much around here 264 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:05,770 are your scrawled-on eyebrows. Yeesh. 265 00:10:05,854 --> 00:10:07,480 Seriously? I thought they worked. 266 00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:09,274 They do, if you wanna look like a mean drag queen. 267 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:12,611 I knew I should have done a flatter arch. This is a nighttime look. 268 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,738 Well, the flies are not reacting. 269 00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:16,573 I can keep going, but I'll tell you now, 270 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:19,075 it's very unlikely there are any traces of blood in here. 271 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:20,368 Well, according to my timeline, 272 00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:22,120 this is the only place the murder could have happened. 273 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,372 Sorry, Rosa, looks like your timeline's wrong. 274 00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:26,375 Because the flies don't lie. 275 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:27,959 You can use that if you want. 276 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:29,878 He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan. 277 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,546 -He's a man of science. -YEE: I like it. 278 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,215 The flies don't lie. 279 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,427 Okay, Dr. Yee, exactly how accurate is this technology? 280 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,637 Diaz, how dare you question the man. 281 00:10:38,762 --> 00:10:42,599 Dr. Yee has spent millions of dollars developing and researching these flies. 282 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,125 It's fine. Would you all like to see what happens 283 00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:46,811 when they actually sense blood? Yeah. 284 00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:48,595 Mmm-hmm. Will you hold this, Ally? 285 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,610 -[FLIES BUZZING] -[SANTIAGO GASPS] 286 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,612 Wow. I'm sorry, Detective Diaz, 287 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,906 I know it's upsetting when a hunch doesn't pan out. 288 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,200 Well, it's over. The flies have it. 289 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,560 Keep your eyes on the flies. 290 00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:06,540 Flies don't lie. Now, that's a good one. 291 00:11:07,374 --> 00:11:09,376 No, that was Santiago's. Damn it. 292 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,628 BOYLE: Wow, this was a bad idea. 293 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,838 Relax. He gets one afternoon with Nikolaj, 294 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:15,007 and he chooses basketball? 295 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,676 Does Nikolaj even like basketball? 296 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,303 He loves the Get Your Head In The Game number from High School Musical. 297 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,180 I haven't seen it, but I know that's not the same. 298 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:23,474 Look at them. Does it seem like he's actually enjoying this? 299 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:24,934 [EXCLAIMS] 300 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,185 Charles, can I tell you a story? 301 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,562 Always. All right. 302 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,149 When I was ten, my dad started dating this woman, Leeza. 303 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,525 My mom hated her. 304 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,901 But Dad wanted us to bond, 305 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,654 so one day, he took me and Leeza to the mall and dropped us off. 306 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,490 She proceeds to steal a ton of blouses from Ann Taylor 307 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,158 and then immediately makes me go back in 308 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,785 and exchange them for store credit. 309 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,705 Then to celebrate, I get to pull Leeza's Cinnabon apart 310 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,416 because her nails are too long and curly to do it herself. [SIGHS] 311 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,127 Point being, nothing has ever made me love my own mother 312 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,111 more than the time I spent with Leeza. 313 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,716 Gintars is Leeza. You are my mom. 314 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,283 I can't believe I get to be Karen. What an honor! 315 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,887 Daddy, Daddy. Yes, sweetie? 316 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:04,056 Can we leave? Oh, no, so soon? 317 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,225 But I understand. We can go home right now. 318 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:11,356 No, not home. Daddy Gintars wants to buy me a jean jacket just like his. 319 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,108 Daddy Gintars. 320 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,692 [SOFTLY] Daddy Gintars. 321 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,277 Oh, no. 322 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,862 I am Leeza. 323 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,948 Wait. No. That's not right. 324 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,326 [BOYLE MOANING LOUDLY] 325 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,956 Hey, bud. Everything going okay in here? 326 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,124 I know you're going through something, 327 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,460 but people are starting to complain about the moaning. 328 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:36,798 I would give anything to have Gintars gone and out of Nikolaj's life. 329 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:38,432 But it's not gonna happen. 330 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,718 Okay, well, I'm just gonna close the door, then. 331 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,803 And you can feel free to moan as much as you need. 332 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,097 [RESUMES MOANING LOUDLY] 333 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,639 [SIGHS] 334 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,184 This is bad. I know. He's been like that all day. 335 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,560 No, I was talking about your eyebrows. 336 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,520 Whatever's going on up there is real, real bad. 337 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,604 Well, it's better than having two bug hotels above your eyes. 338 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,741 But wouldn't they also be in your goatee? 339 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,027 Don't do this to me, Jake. 340 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,153 Wait a minute. 341 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,946 I may have just thought of a way to get rid of Gintars. 342 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,199 Do you still have that friend who works in the counterfeiting taskforce? 343 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,284 Yeah, why? 344 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,660 Gintars has this terrible knock-off clothing brand called the Gape. 345 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,288 If I can get him to admit on tape that he's selling counterfeit goods, 346 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,998 they would terminate his visa and deport him. 347 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,292 Deport him? Doesn't that seem a little extreme? 348 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,211 Yeah, definitely, but Charles just said he'd give anything 349 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,629 for Gintars to be gone. 350 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,880 [MOANING CONTINUES] 351 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,590 He's not doing great, Terry. Okay. 352 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,175 But how are you gonna get Gintars on tape? 353 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,468 Good question, Sergeant Crazy Brows. 354 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,303 Gintars is always talking about the Russian baths. 355 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,471 I'll see if he'll meet me there 356 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,181 and then ask him to cut me in on his business. 357 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,308 Meanwhile, I'll have a mic hidden underneath my towel. 358 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,393 It's foolproof. 359 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:34,022 Before we do deal, we take off towel. Get full naked. 360 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,023 Ah. 361 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,108 What are you waiting for? 362 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,492 I want to see where your hair starts and stops. 363 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,237 Gintars. 364 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,364 Take it off now. 365 00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:46,660 DIAZ: Hey, Sarge. Holy crap! 366 00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:47,786 What the hell is that? 367 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,830 That is a bug-free zone is what it is. 368 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,332 I bleached it. I'm smarter than they are, Rosa. 369 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,959 Uh-huh. What about your nose hair? 370 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:56,670 Oh, man. Terry forgot about his nose. 371 00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:58,339 Hey, why is Yee still here? 372 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,966 Holt wants him to hand in his case report in person. 373 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,468 I think he's trying to trick him into going to lunch with him. 374 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,887 Wait. It's noon? 375 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:07,305 If I didn't know better, I'd say that was lunchtime. 376 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,766 I hope they take that container of bugs with them when they go. 377 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,810 Wait. The container's here? I have an idea. 378 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,061 All I need is some blood. 379 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,523 This is fresh. Oh. Terrible, yet perfect. 380 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,579 Stupid bugs didn't do anything. 381 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,822 -He lied to us, Sarge. -[TRIMMER WHIRRING] 382 00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:27,784 Huh? 383 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,077 Why is your towel still on? 384 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,370 This is business conversation. 385 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:32,914 You cannot trust a man who cannot show you his full self. 386 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,124 Well, not in America. 387 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:36,293 Here we have business meetings fully clothed. 388 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:37,711 Sometimes even in a suit and tie. 389 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:39,004 Have you ever seen the show Shark Tank? 390 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:41,257 Latvian Shark Tank is all nude. 391 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:42,632 That sounds weirdly sexy. 392 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:43,758 No, not at all. 393 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,385 There's no female sharks, 394 00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:49,640 so it's just four Mr. Wonderfuls naked on a big leather couch. 395 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,558 Oh. Not what I imagined. 396 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,352 [CLEARS THROAT] Hey, listen. 397 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,604 I would love to buy some of that knock-off denim. 398 00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:57,189 Okay, first of all, it's not knock-off. 399 00:14:57,273 --> 00:14:59,108 Okay, Gape is true, authentic brand. 400 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,277 The real thief is Gap. 401 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:02,611 Are they? What makes more sense? 402 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,030 That they take Gape and remove letter? 403 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:08,909 Or that I take Gap and add pricey "E"? 404 00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:11,119 I don't care if it's fake, I just wanna buy some. 405 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,955 It's not fake, you are still wearing a towel, 406 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,499 and this deal, over. 407 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,334 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 408 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,226 Do you wanna know why I won't take off my towel? 409 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,174 It's because I'm embarrassed about what's underneath. 410 00:15:25,009 --> 00:15:27,553 Mutilated penis? Yep. 411 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,554 That is it. You guessed it on the first try. 412 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,141 That's what's under there. The old… 413 00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,976 Mute peen. I am so sorry about your penis. 414 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,061 It's a bummer. 415 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:38,245 But we all have things that bring us shame. 416 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,651 Remember when I told you before that Gape was original, authentic brand? 417 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:44,987 I do. It was just now. Yeah, well… 418 00:15:45,613 --> 00:15:47,364 I stole the whole thing from Gap. 419 00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:51,507 And here I was completely believing you when you told me you didn't. 420 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,371 Wow! Well, thank you for sharing that with me. 421 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:57,082 You are freak. But I support you. 422 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,877 Come. Oh, no, it's a naked hug. 423 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,511 [PERALTA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 424 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:05,715 Hey, what's up? You guys having a little coffee? That's cool. 425 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,050 -Yee's a fraud. -HOLT: What? 426 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,220 Excuse me? Those nasty-ass bugs don't smell blood. 427 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:13,181 And they must not smell bull crap, either, 'cause he's spewing it everywhere. 428 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,268 What are you saying out of your weird face? 429 00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:17,812 We put the flies near fresh blood, and nothing happened. 430 00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:19,314 They didn't react at all. 431 00:16:19,522 --> 00:16:22,275 Do you know how stupid these accusations sound? 432 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:24,110 Diaz, you're fired. What? 433 00:16:24,194 --> 00:16:28,073 Dr. Yee is one of the most respected forensic experts in the country. 434 00:16:28,323 --> 00:16:31,867 For you two, let's not mince words, common fools, 435 00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:34,912 to suggest that you found the flaw in this brilliant man's… 436 00:16:34,996 --> 00:16:36,122 They're right. What? 437 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,458 Huh? The flies don't sense blood. 438 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:40,767 They're just regular flies. 439 00:16:41,044 --> 00:16:42,712 SANTIAGO: But, Dr. Yee, you can't be a fraud. 440 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:43,797 You gave a TED Talk. 441 00:16:43,963 --> 00:16:46,913 I spent $6 million in federal grant money on this experiment 442 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:48,134 and I've gotten nowhere. 443 00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:51,053 The closest I ever came was when they all landed on a Popsicle once. 444 00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,680 But in the apartment we saw them react 445 00:16:52,764 --> 00:16:54,223 to a cotton swab dipped in blood. 446 00:16:54,307 --> 00:16:55,850 -It was melted Popsicle. -[GASPS] 447 00:16:55,934 --> 00:16:57,685 Jam works, too, but it's more expensive. 448 00:16:57,769 --> 00:17:01,272 So, sir, you were saying something about us being common fools? 449 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:02,940 JEFFORDS: So who looks stupid now? 450 00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:04,817 Uh, Terry, your left eyebrow is missing. 451 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:06,611 Oh. I must have rubbed it off. 452 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,029 There it is. 453 00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:10,031 Who looks stupid now? 454 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,702 Jake, hey, I got it, man. 455 00:17:14,577 --> 00:17:15,953 Nice jeans, and the good thing is, 456 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,414 look, both legs, same length. 457 00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:19,665 Thank you very much. 458 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:21,376 And I see it's 100% denim-ish. 459 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,961 "Caution. Do not wear near women who are pregnant or breastfeeding." 460 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,964 This is true. The nipple may fall off. 461 00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:27,257 BOYLE: Hey, guys. 462 00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:29,342 Gintars said to meet him here. I didn't realize you were coming. 463 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,386 My man, I'ma wrestle you. Come here. 464 00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:33,763 Charles, what are you doing here? Why is Nikolaj here? 465 00:17:33,847 --> 00:17:35,556 He's been so happy since he met Gintars. 466 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,807 I've been focusing on myself 467 00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:38,225 and not really thinking about Nikolaj. 468 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:41,646 I didn't realize how much it meant to him to know he hadn't been abandoned. 469 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,105 I'm okay with them having a relationship. 470 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,774 Wow, that is so great of you, Charles, 471 00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:47,109 but I really wish you'd included me in your decision-making process. 472 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:48,194 Why? No reason. 473 00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:49,987 I just maybe went in a different, less mature direction. 474 00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:51,280 [SIREN BLARING] 475 00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:53,282 Hey, maybe we should leave this area, like, right now. 476 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:55,034 Where is he going? Hey, man. 477 00:17:55,243 --> 00:17:57,787 Gintars Irbe, you're under arrest for selling counterfeit goods. 478 00:17:57,871 --> 00:18:00,874 Jake! You set me up. Do you even have mutilated penis? 479 00:18:03,543 --> 00:18:04,711 No. 480 00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:07,839 It's perfect. 481 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,886 Okay. So they're taking Gintars to the airport 482 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,012 and they're not hurting him 483 00:18:15,096 --> 00:18:17,223 any more than they already did when he was resisting arrest. 484 00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:18,766 -[TASER CRACKLING] -[SCREAMING] 485 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,518 Now they won't let him go just because I asked them to 486 00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:22,520 even though they arrested him just because I asked them to. 487 00:18:22,604 --> 00:18:23,979 It's a crazy system. I don't understand it. 488 00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:25,064 But here's what I'm thinking. 489 00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:26,774 I call the State Department.. . You've done enough, Jake. 490 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,984 That's nice of you to say, but.. . My tone wasn't nice. 491 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,918 But your tone is always nice with me. 492 00:18:31,112 --> 00:18:32,154 Wait a minute. Are you mad? 493 00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:34,365 Yes, because you butted into a situation you shouldn't have. 494 00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:35,825 You need to keep your butt in your pants. 495 00:18:35,909 --> 00:18:38,285 My butt was only out because you said you wanted Gintars gone. 496 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:39,537 Well, thanks to your butt, 497 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:42,123 Nikolaj feels like he's been abandoned all over again. 498 00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:44,501 Okay, but my butt was the one that got them together in the first place. 499 00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:46,002 I don't feel like my butt is getting credit for that. 500 00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:48,130 Well, that's because your butt was inappropriate then, too. 501 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,756 Your butt should have never been a part of this. 502 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,090 So now I gotta go clean up the big nasty mess that your butt made. 503 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,470 But my butt no but… 504 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,096 My butt no but! 505 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:59,808 Diaz, Jeffords, Santiago would like to apologize to you for her behavior. 506 00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:01,393 I thought we were both apologizing. 507 00:19:01,477 --> 00:19:04,020 I misunderstood. What would I be apologizing for? 508 00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:06,190 The same thing as me? Really? 509 00:19:06,315 --> 00:19:07,774 You guys maybe want to have this conversation on your own? 510 00:19:07,858 --> 00:19:08,859 Yes. 511 00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:11,069 Okay, we have come to a decision 512 00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:13,697 that we would both like to apologize. 513 00:19:13,864 --> 00:19:17,243 We should have trusted your instincts over Dr. Yee and his flies. 514 00:19:17,952 --> 00:19:21,246 And? And we shouldn't have been so insulting. 515 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:22,539 And? 516 00:19:22,623 --> 00:19:25,459 I'm not gonna apologize for your face. That mess is clearly on you. 517 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,127 Fair enough. I'll ask Commissioner Kelly 518 00:19:27,211 --> 00:19:29,504 to approve your initial request for an FBI lab team. 519 00:19:29,588 --> 00:19:31,256 That won't be necessary. I solved the case. 520 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,674 And the flies actually came in handy. 521 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:36,011 These have been genetically engineered to detect blood, 522 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:37,471 and there's a whole swarm of them 523 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:39,905 at your apartment right now with Dr. Ronald Yee. 524 00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:42,059 The flies don't lie. 525 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,935 -He confessed immediately. -HOLT: How about that. 526 00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:46,688 Dr. Yee and his flies saved the day after all. 527 00:19:46,772 --> 00:19:47,773 No, I did. 528 00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:49,483 Should we call Yee and tell him the good news? 529 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,401 It would probably make him feel so much better. 530 00:19:51,485 --> 00:19:53,821 What is going on? He did seem so sad. 531 00:19:54,029 --> 00:19:56,323 So sad. He should be sad. He's a fraud. 532 00:19:56,407 --> 00:19:58,200 Shh. It's ringing. 533 00:19:59,785 --> 00:20:01,328 Hey. Hey. 534 00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:03,455 Did you make it to the airport in time to see Gintars? 535 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,989 Yes, but TSA wouldn't let him stay in the country. 536 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,585 At least Nikolaj got to spend a few hours 537 00:20:08,669 --> 00:20:10,619 with his birth father at a Chili's Too. 538 00:20:10,713 --> 00:20:12,131 Chili's as well. 539 00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:15,842 Listen, I feel bad, and I wanted to do something 540 00:20:15,926 --> 00:20:18,676 but I know you didn't want my help, so long story short, 541 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,389 I made us these hats. 542 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,767 I obviously love them. 543 00:20:24,101 --> 00:20:25,560 They don't change how I'm feeling. 544 00:20:25,644 --> 00:20:26,645 Okay. 545 00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:30,398 Well, I'm sorry that I messed things up. 546 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,484 But I was just trying to be a good friend. 547 00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:35,118 I know, but that doesn't always mean fixing my life. 548 00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,864 You shouldn't have done anything without asking me. 549 00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:40,034 Sometimes I just want you to listen. 550 00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:42,369 Right. I hear that. 551 00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:43,704 It's just… 552 00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:46,290 Adoption is complicated. 553 00:20:46,832 --> 00:20:49,932 No matter how much I want to be, I'm not Nikolaj's real father. 554 00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:52,295 Come on, Charles. Of course you are. 555 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,006 Well, that'll be up to him. 556 00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:56,842 And he may even change his mind about it throughout his life. 557 00:20:56,926 --> 00:21:00,012 I mean, all I can do is make him feel safe 558 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,097 and give him as much love as I can. 559 00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:05,615 Well, I think Nikolaj is very lucky to have you. 560 00:21:07,686 --> 00:21:09,086 [MIMICKING GINTARS] Nikolaj. 561 00:21:09,688 --> 00:21:10,689 Okay. 562 00:21:10,773 --> 00:21:12,774 Let's take these hats out for a spin. I've waited long enough. 563 00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:14,058 Here you go. Best Bud 1. 564 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:15,653 You'd rather be Best Bud 2? 565 00:21:15,737 --> 00:21:18,281 I just want you to listen a little more. I don't wanna change our whole dynamic. 566 00:21:18,365 --> 00:21:20,283 Okay, good, 'cause I really wanted to be Best Bud 1. 567 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,817 I know you did. Clink. Clink. 568 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:23,828 They're way too small. They're tight. 569 00:21:23,912 --> 00:21:26,062 They're way too small. They don't fit. Hurt.